...if i got caught doing this
man caught having sex with bike
i mean, when you've got 3 bikes and another on it's way, it's bordering on obsession, but even i'd draw the line here.
the thing i don't understand is... if he was in his room doing this, why is he on the register? it's not like he's doing any harm?!? unless it's YOUR bike of course... and what's with the white t-shirt only? yak...
i hope you appreciate the fact i have made no reference to hand pumps, cranks or any other bike related rudeness.